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You found my secret stache dad joke3/14/2024 ![]() This Steampunked Back Brace Looks Like Gorgeous Co.January Art Roundup: Warrior Disney Princesses, Av.Things I Learned Today: Barbie Is Based On A Bache.I could go on and on - I'm a total klutz, and injure myself in weird ways all of the time. Everyone in my family thought I'd just sprained something, but I knew it was broken - I was right, I had a Lisfranc fracture and ended up with surgically implanted pins and screws, and bonus major arthritis in my foot and ankle that still pains me every day. I think it's safe to say no one else in the history of clumsiness has ever done that.Įleven years ago next month, I was jogging into the house trying to get out of the snow, while wearing Chucks*, after picking up my mom from work I stepped into a slush puddle, then into snow, and my foot slipped and folded in half - literally - I felt my toes touch my heel. One time I was on the couch, sitting on my hands because they were cold, when I heard my mom come home - my upper body lurched forward to go find a hiding place, but the rest of my body decided to rebel and stayed planted on the couch, and I partially dislocated both of my own shoulders - when I fell on my face on the floor they both popped back into place. When I was a kid, my younger brother and I would hide from our mom when she came home from work. This post, and the comments, are hilarious. Now I can get back to brainstorming taglines for my new Alien vs Predator homage: ![]() So put the anatomy books down, folks we just solved that one with LOGIC. People wiggling other people's ears is a completely different, and potentially NSFW, story. Wait, what am I saying? Of course ears have muscles that's how people wiggle them. My point is, if you can theoretically pull an ear muscle while sleeping, then that is totally my bag.ĭo ears even have muscles? Because the ouchy part is on the outside, which you don't generally see a lot of toning exercises for. Although now I'm thinking someone should combine the two, and call it ODO SHE DIDN'T. ![]() (That's an admittedly dated reference to Deep Space 9, not a misspelled reference Instead, anytime I wanted to see something to my left or right I had to swivel-lurch my whole torso around, like Batman, or one of the Cardassians. Not to brag, but I am the girl who managed to severely pull a neck muscle by rolling over in bed. Is that a thing? A possible thing? Because if it's possible, then I would totally be the one to do it. ![]()
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